Wonders shall never end! Imagine how a man in his mid-60s
was rushed to the hospital in Quebec, Canada who got frostbite of the p3nis after
he attempted to have an intercourse with a snowman because he was under the influence
of alcohol.
The 64-year-old Kenneth Gillespie is known as a drunk and a libidinous
by people in his locality, however, this time around, his uncontrollable
behaviour landed him into a life threatening moments. But for some neighbours
who saw him at about 1.30am and contacted the ambulance immediately, the story
would have been even worse.
According to Dr. Marc Arnadeu, while speaking to a TV said:
“Frostbite of that area may sound funny but it is very serious indeed.
Frostbite, of course, can cause infection and gangrene and ultimately this has
led to Mr. Gillespie’s member being amputated. It’s very sad.”
The snowman is thought to be okay, though. It’s since been
rebuilt and cleaned.
Some in Gillespie’s neighborhood are less than pleased,
though. One told the Montreal Gazette this: “If that dirty sonofabi*tch comes
back here after what he did, I won’t be responsible for the reaction of the
community.”
“Several people have already vowed to dismember him after
what he did to the kids’ snowman. He left a pile of empty bottles, a wrecked
snowman and a trail of frozen man-juice in the middle of the community
recreation ground. This b*stard’s worse than Bill Cosby.”
Gillespie is thought to be recovering with friends in a
nearby town and could not be contacted. It’s thought that he’s planning to move
down to Mexico to warmer climes once he recovers and plans to have a bionic
p*nis built with his savings.
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