Monday 29 August 2016

Man finds his testicle hanging on a tree branch after accident

Driver loses testicle

In a ghastly case of 'salt-in-the-wound’, a man got himself castrated in the wake of smashing his car.

Nicholas St Clair, 27, from west Hull found the damage when he withdrew a tree limb from his crotch to discover his balls dangling from it.

St Clair had been driving at double as far as possible - 57mph - with travelers when he smashed his Volkswagen Golf GTi into a Ford Mondeo in South Ferriby.

St Clair hit another Seat Ibiza before crushing into a lamppost which turned the Golf totally over.

The branch speared the windscreen and after that his groin.

St Clair told officers: "I pulled it out and my testicles fell out."

The young man passed out and was taken to hospital.

"You were driving like a lunatic," Judge Paul Watson QC told him, after sentencing him to eight months in prison.

"You were driving at an excessively fast speed on country roads and driving on the wrong side of the road.

"It is not only merciful, it is miraculous that no one was fatally injured. I have seen much less serious collisions that have resulted in tragic fatalities."

Due to the colossal damage, St Clair can't have children or an appropriate sexual relationship.

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